Top 10 ugliest cars of all time
- Joseph
- Feb 5, 2017
- 2 min read
The only explanation for these ugly cars is that a handful of car makes have entered a competition of "who can make the ugliest car"! (if you are confused the writing applies to the picture below it)
coming in at no. 10 we have the Lamborghini centurion. It's a complicated mess of ugly zigzags and power.
At no.9 we have the Suzuki X-90. Suzuki have tried to make a monster truck with only 2 doors and a boot and have succeeded at 1 thing. Making it even uglier than a monster!
No.8 now and we get to see the 4 by 4 made by a car company unknown to anyone other than car nerds. Pontiac anyone?
No.7 and already things are looking down! A horrendous colour to match a horrendous car (AMC Pacer) to match a horrendous sloping roof. And to top it all off it's been customized! God knows what noise it'll make now people who know nothing about cars have messed with it!!!!
No.6 for the AMC Gremlin which is honestly uglier than an actual Gremlin (I understand the name!). But what I really don't understand is why on earth have they chosen to make the wheels pink! PINK!!!
No.5. All I can say is that this car will explode. There's no air vent in the bonnet!
No. 4 and the Citroen Ami comes in. It looks like a miniature asteroid has come and knocked off the back of this car and anyone who has read the review on the Porsche Macan will know that I hate sloped roofs.
The Nissan Juke at no.3. What a mess you have made Nissan what a mess! And despite the fact that you sit there reading this thinking how everything (especially the front)of this car is hideously ugly, the next time you go out in your car you will see a Nissan Juke!!
No.2 and the Fiat Multipla comes to destroy your eyes. The only reason It's not at No.1 is because of the awesome configuration of seats! Take a look at this!
It's the only good thing about this car! it can be 2&2, 2&3, 3&2 & 3&3. Brilliant!
And last, but not least, (but ugliest) the Nissan Cube. I will leave you with a stat that will blow your mind! It was the best selling car in Japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments